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Jeopardy Winner Hiking to Raise $ For Families of Wounded Vets

Sample ImageI am so happy and proud to know this guy.

My good Trebekistan buddy David Madden, holder of the second-longest consecutive-game win streak in the history of Jeopardy!, is hiking the entire east coast of the U.S. — from Edmundston, New Brunswick just over the Canadian border all the way to Key West — while raising money for Fisher House, which provides temporary hospital-adjacent housing for families of wounded soldiers.

When I tell you over and over that Trebekistan is filled with incredibly cool people, this is what I mean.

And whatever you think of the war — and David and I think along pretty similar lines — there are now thousands of fellow Americans who were put in harm’s way as a result, and they and their families have to pull together now and find a way to get through it. This is a pretty amazing (for David) and easy (for us) way to help.

He’s got a blog up and running now, plus a couple of cool photo albums, if you’d like to see what it’s like to walk 3000 miles for charity.

Toss in a penny a mile, and that’s thirty bucks. Or throw in two pennies. Or three. Donations are tax-deductible and Fisher House gets absolutely top ratings from charity watchdogs.

Bright guy, David. Also, and more importantly, good.

Let’s do some good now, too.

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WHW FAQ

What qualifies you to write a book like this?

As I say in the foreword, positively nothing. I’m just some guy. (Then again, so are nearly all of the talking heads setting the terms of public debate in the United States, sad to say.) It just seemed like a book like this should exist, and as far as I could tell, it didn’t. As to whether the content is credible, that’s your call, of course. But, my occasional fallibility aside (see the errata page for that), you should be able to verify pretty much everything in the book in a couple of Googles.

When were the essays completed?

Generally speaking, about six months before publication, give or take. Which, given the nature of war, is a bit like doing an oil painting of a fireworks display. For high-flux situations like Iraq and Afghanistan, I tried to squeeze in updates as late as possible in the process. (My editor can tell you how much extra work I kept making for him.) But even those had a lead time of months. Still, as I write this on the eve of publication, as far as I can tell, most of the thing holds up pretty darn well. Much better than I expected, to be honest.

Why isn’t [insert your favorite civil war / insurrection / international stand-off here] included?

Believe it or not, my publisher originally wanted the book to be only 30,000 words long. Which was, of course, impossible. As it is, most of the essays are short enough to read on the can, which seems a bit unjust, given that we’re often describing situations in which countless nice human beings have lost their lives. The risk of trivializing anything haunted me every waking minute while writing this thing. Ultimately, we convinced the kind publisher to extend my word and page limit up by about fifty percent (which costs money out of their pocket, mind you), and then I spent most of the month of March 2007 cutting and slashing every spare word, and in a few cases, entire chapters.

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WHW Bonus: Japan

Here’s where the Japan chapter will eventually wind up.

私は謝る!

これらの単語に関して、それらは無意味である!

(笑い声。)

ありがとう!

Told you.

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WHW Main

This is where the main page for the Who Hates Whom subsite will go. Obviously, still under construction.

I’ve been busy this week finally working on that comic book series for Dark Horse that I’ve been promising for years. But I’m working on it.

Check back in a few days and I’ll have stuff here. Honest.

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WHW Bonus: Fiji

The excised chapter on Fiji and its never-ending coups will go here.

Great rugby in Fiji, btw. Big fan of William Ryder, even though he can’t play defense worth a flying, er, Fijian.

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WHW Bonus: Peru

The extra chapter on Peru, not included in the book, will appear here.

Fujimori actually just said that getting extradited was always part of his plan. Yeah. Right.

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WHW Bonus: Senegal

The following chapter of Who Hates Whom was one of four cut from the book due to space considerations. Please consider the following as something akin to a DVD extra.

Nothing here — and in fact, none of the book — should be taken as authoritative. It’s just my best shot at summing up everything I can and cramming it into as few entertaining words as possible. This book just seemed like it should exist, so now it does.

Finally, I’ll point out my own amusing hypocrisy. The US media get criticism for not covering the conflict more — in a section I was forced to cut from the book myself. Hrmph.

Senegal, The Gambia, "Senegambia," and Casamance

• Casamance pro-independence rebels v. Senegalese government, 1982-present
• Intermittent fighting among rebel groups themselves, 2005-present

Senegal’s

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WHW Notes

This space will remain under construction for a while; notes, updates, errata, and stuff I wished I’d been able to include in the book should all eventually wind up here.

Introduction/Foreword Thingy

• The Treaty of Kadesh is located in the Istanbul Archaeological Museum.  Go if you get the chance.

• CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, ABC, and CBS all paying more attention to Anna Nicole Smith’s death than significant global events of the very same day.

• The UN definitions of "terrorism" are a thornier issue than I had room to get into in the text (after all, one man’s "terrorist" is often another man’s "freedom fighter"), but neither the consensus definition nor the one used in Resolution 49/60 distinguish between acts committed by state and non-state actors.

• The Reagan administration calls the entire African National Congress a "terrorist" organization. (The point in the book is simply to show that the word "terrorist" gets tossed around a lot.)

In fairness, factions within the ANC did engage in sabotage and armed resistance, and Nelson Mandela himself had been key to forming the ANC’s main armed wing, Umkhonto we Sizwe — albeit only as a last resort, after almost fifty years of the ANC’s non-violent resistance.

Then again, let’s also consider that Reagan’s policy of "constructive engagement" with South Africa made the United States into apartheid’s strongest ally, eased an international arms embargo, and strengthened the explicitly racist regime. Reagan also vetoed a 1986 law implementing sanctions and calling for the release of all political prisoners (including Mandela), despite the measure’s overwhelming popularity in both houses of Congress, which quickly overrode Reagan’s veto by nearly 4-to-1 margins. Four months later, in February 1987, the UN Security Council considered a resolution to mandate a similar set of sanctions worldwide. The Reagan administration vetoed that, too. In 1988, another set of UN sanctions, another Reagan veto.

Bizarrely, in 1985, Reagan sincerely claimed that South Africa had "eliminated the segregation that we once had in our own country — the type of thing where hotels and places of entertainment and so forth were segregated." The president’s competence on this issue, much less what constitutes a "terrorist," could not have been more questionable.

• Anti-Castro activist Luis Posada Carriles, implicated in the 1976 blowing up of 73 civilians, goes to work for Oliver North. Note that Posada also claims responsibility for a series of hotel bombings.

Incidentally, Posada’s past employment by the U.S. provides a handy bogey man to Cuba’s state-controlled media, used to generate feelings of anger, fear, and solidarity among the populace. The effect is disturbingly not unlike the way U.S. media, economically compelled to repeat stories pushed by the White House, winds up rotatating its own set of scary evildoers (Castro, Noriega, Chavez, Ortega, Saddam, Ahmadinejad, etc.), with similar results.

Few Americans have ever even heard of Luis Posada; many adult Cubans may recognize his name as easily as you’d know Osama bin Laden.

• Amnesty International uses the word "terrorist" in reference to Al-Qaeda while discussing a country in which people’s arms were being hacked off as a means of projecting power.

This oddly narrow usage of the word "terror" is employed elsewhere by Amnesty, but since the book’s completion, I’ve found other Amnesty articles concerning Sierra Leone in which the word "terror" is applied to both cases. If I could, I’d soften the language here. Also, this specific quibble should not be confused with criticism of Amnesty’s goals and methods, which I support.

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Damn You, Dick Cheney!

See, this is why we can’t have anything nice in this house.

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The Dove of Peace should never have let him have those last five beers.

(From an idea by alert reader Dan.)

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Today is the UN International Day of Peace

And I’m sure you’re hearing all about it in the US press.  Probably can’t even turn on the TV or the radio without seeing something about it.  Ahem.

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Sigh.

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PS, added as a somewhat crass but fully sincere afterthought: Come to think of it, picking up a copy of Who Hates Whom might not be a bad thing for the day. Can’t solve a problem without taking the time to try to understand it.

Whole reason I wrote the book, actually.

(Well, that, and the paycheck. But the other reason was bigger. You’d believe that if you saw the check.)

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Friday pudublogging: One Laptop Per Softie Edition

As you may have seen mentioned here before, this site’s tiny mascot has also been chosen as the symbol of the Chilean version of the One Laptop Per Child movement, which is using these a series of adorable little soft figures as part of the campaign.

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Turns out the talented source of this cuteness is named Lizette Greco, and her Flickr set of puduitude is presented in slide show form here.  Prepare to want one for yourself. 

Thing is, the money you’d spend on it could help put a laptop in a kid’s hands.  So that would be even cooler and cuter.

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International Talk Like a Pirate Day

Ahoy!

Today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, which reminds me: as a bonus, Who Hates Whom also includes listin’s o’ t’ most buccanneered waters on this green earth.

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Careful eye wit’ yer booty off t’ coasts o’ Somalia, Bangladesh, or t’ southern Philippines, mateys — an’ dasn’t paddle through t’ Strait o’ Malaka without yer heavy arms, lest ya be lookin’ t’ be keelhauled, swashbuckled, and stripped o’ ye treasure by t’ scurvy dogs.

Ahhhr, says I.

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Out Next Week: Who Hates Whom

My new book is available next week, although you can order right this second if you want to:

Who Hates WhomWho Hates Whom: Well Armed Fanatics, Intractable Conflicts, And Various Things Blowing Up — A Woefully Incomplete Guide™.

It’s exactly what it sounds like — a brief, pocket-sized paperback guide to about 35 of the world’s major conflict zones, complete with original maps, illustrations, and photographs.

Frankly, if you’ve ever wished for a book that allows you to look up who’s who in Sudan in one trip to the can, here it is.

Is it any good? I have no idea, honestly. There were a kajillion compromises in getting this thing down to pocket size.* But I worked hard on it, and so far, WHW has picked up some kind praise from John Hodgman of The Daily Show, Ken Jennings from Jeopardy!, comedian Emo Philips, and — of all things — Men’s Health magazine, which chose it as a “Must Have” in their September issue. (Will reading Who Hates Whom therefore give you tighter abs? Possibly.)

If you enjoy the occasional political stuff on this blog, or if you liked the general vibe of last year’s Prisoner of Trebekistan, you might dig it.  I hope you will.

*It’s not up yet, but I’ll have WhoHatesWhom.com at least partially up sometime next week with extras, deleted stuff, source notes, errata, etc.

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Another Weekend of Massive Gratitude

More kindness in the last 48 hours, and more thanks are in order.

First, to the Dodgers, who on Saturday treated all of Team Pudu to an entire box right behind third base, practically on the field.

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"Practically on the field" isn’t hyperbole. Just a few years ago, before these new seats were added, our rumps would have actually been in foul ground in the field of play. When Alex Gonzalez hit a 3-run homer in the first, you could even hear the third baseman grunt his disapproval.

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So, a big thanks to Ellen and the kind folks at Dodger town.

On Sunday, Team Pudu also found ourselves all tuxed up and wandering into the Emmys, right there on the red carpet like the big kids. (Sorry for the subpar pics here; only cellphone cameras were allowed in.)

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This was hardly an exclusive gig; there were almost as many people at the Shrine Auditorium as had been at Dodger Stadium the day before. Still, the TV business is often described as being about the size of a large high school; if so, then the Emmys are the big high school talent show, but with lots of actual talent bounding around, only a fraction of which gets televised. Rest assured: conversation with people who write ripping dialogue for a living is a pretty good time.

Favorite moment: the surprise Tony Bennett mini-concert in the middle of the Governor’s Ball. I mean, I’m just standing there, catching up with some people, and hey, that’s Tony Bennett!

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Awesome fun weekend in puduland. Many thanks to all involved.

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UK study: Iraq civilian deaths may exceed one million

The L.A. Times story is here. Not surprisingly, the Pentagon dismisses the estimate out of hand, but as Jon points out, it’s right in line with this extrapolation of last year’s Lancet study, which was also dismissed out of hand, despite using widely-accepted methodology.

Meanwhile, when random Americans were polled a few months ago by the Associated Press, the median guess for the death toll was under ten thousand.

Obviously, we really have no idea how many innocent people have died in Iraq.  But there’s at least a fair chance that however bad you may think Iraq is, you might need to multiply it by one hundred.

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Friday pudublogging: Puffin See, Puffin Do

Again substituting puffins for pudus, since puffins may be the pudus of the tiny-aquatic-bird world anyway…

Forwarded by alert reader Billie after my Iceland trip, specifically this post about the annual Puffin Rescue on the island of Heimaey:

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I just hope the one on the right isn’t thinking this is some sort of mating ritual.

Because, well, splinters.

Lots more Iceland stuff I’d like to post if I ever get a minute.  In the meantime, if you ever get the chance, just go.

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GOP House Leader Boehner’s Excuse: Precisely As Predicted

Rep. John Boehner’s communications director has now provided an excuse for his boss’s already-notorious comment to Wolf Blitzer that the blood of Americans is a "small price:"

"Wolf asked about the money spent in Iraq, and that’s what Mr. Boehner was referring to when he said our troops’ efforts are critical for the safety and security of our country."

This is, of course, precisely the excuse rather easily predicted — and, as described in advance, a rather horrifying admission that when confronted with both dollars and American blood in the same question, the GOP’s leader in the House only hears the dollar amounts.

The predictability of the current leadership’s inhumanity would be almost funny if it weren’t so goddam awful.

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Riverbend Has Gotten Out of Iraq

Not sure how many of you have ever clicked any of the links to other blogs on the lower right (under "Too Many Links"), much less the one unobtrusively titled "Riverbend."

That’s the pseudonym of a carefully anonymous young Iraqi woman from a mixed Shi’a-Sunni family, whose blog, Baghdad Burning, has been a humane, courageous, and often heartbreaking first-person chronicle of events since shortly after the beginning of the US invasion. I cannot recommend it highly enough.

Until last week, the blog had been worrisomely un-updated since April. The last entry said that Riverbend’s family had decided to try to get out of the country, to flee Baghdad, like millions of other Iraqis, as refugees. (By some estimates, up to 15% of the entire population have been displaced from their homes.) I’ve been peeking in once every week or two ever since, hoping to see some good news.

Good news, of a kind, there is. For those following her saga, Riverbend and her family have made it into Syria. Now they start over. But they’re alive and safe.

Take a day and read the whole blog sometime, front to back. You may never read about Iraq the same way again. 

And once you’ve come to understand Riverbend’s story… just multiply by millions.

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The Blood of American Soldiers: “A Small Price,” Says GOP Leader

TPM grabbed this from CNN, and C&L reposted the video. This isn’t some minor guy speaking. This is the leader of the Republicans in the House of Representatives, John Boehner, telling us how he really feels about the very soldiers his ilk are constantly instructing us to "support:"*

Here’s the transcript — Boehner is quite pointedly asked not just about the financial cost, but about "the loss in blood, the Americans who are killed every month."

BLITZER: How much longer will U.S. taxpayers have to shell out $2 billion a week or $3 billion a week as some now are suggesting the cost is going to endure? The loss in blood, the Americans who are killed every month, how much longer do you think this commitment, this military commitment is going to require?

BOEHNER: I think General Petraeus outlined it pretty clearly. We’re making success. We need to firm up those successes. We need to continue our effort here because, Wolf, long term, the investment that we’re making today will be a small price if we’re able to stop al Qaeda here, if we’re able to stabilize the Middle East, it’s not only going to be a small price for the near future, but think about the future for our kids and their kids.

I suppose maybe Boehner may claim that he wasn’t paying attention to the second part of the question, that all he heard were the dollar figures. That would be simply restating the problem. Rather precisely.

There are so many other falsehoods packed into that one brief response that it’s almost like one of those Highlights for Children puzzles where you have to find two dozen things hidden in a cartoon tree. No, we’re not "making success." No, General Petraeus didn’t really outline anything "pretty clearly;" the Pentagon itself reportedly disagrees with a great deal of the what was ultimately just a rehash of longstanding Bush administration talking points. No, the war isn’t going to "stop Al-Qaeda" (which isn’t centered in Iraq, of course, had no connection to Saddam before the war, but which now uses the war itself as a major recruiting tool). No, we’re not going to unilaterally "stabilize the Middle East," no matter what happens in Iraq. And so on. How many ways can the GOP House Minority Leader disconnect from reality in one paragraph? Find ‘em all!

And the blood of American soldiers, not to mention countless Iraqi civilians, continuing to be spilled so allow this nonsense can continue? It’s "a small price."

* "Support," remember, means "allow to die and be maimed in large number for no clearly attainable objective other than preventing a massive loss of face for the war’s supporters."

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