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Juan Cole

Jack Ruby wins... and wins... and wins...

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Wednesday, 24 November 2004

What's the worst thing about the new JFK assassination simulation game?

Every time you win, you get shot to death by Jack Ruby

368

40.8%

No multi-player mode, unlike the real version

351

39%

High scorer lists are immediately classified for some reason

10.7%

Cursor keeps going back and to the left when it shouldn't

9.5%

Incidentally, check out this Slate article which includes some of the game's, um, innovations:

While the game's ostensible purpose is simply to re-kill Kennedy as accurately as possible, you can perform any number of alternative scenarios. Shoot the driver first, and the motorcade comes to a halt, allowing you to pick off anyone you want. Or sometimes the driver dies with his foot on the accelerator, driving the car off the road and into a lamppost. You can, if you wish, kill Jackie instead.

Yikes. And one other thing: the game's supposed to prove that Oswald acted alone... but the guy writing the story played for hours, taking considerable time before "finally" hitting JFK's head. Doesn't exactly make a strong case.

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