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Karl Rove getting pardoned: twice as annoying as Paris Hilton continuing to exist

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Wednesday, 26 October 2005

What would be even more aggravating than a multi-millionaire U.S. Senator winning the lottery?

Karl Rove gets a full pardon from George W. Bush

446

57%

Paris Hilton... just, y'know, keeps existing like that

222

28.4%

Donald Trump starts farting solid gold coins

9.1%

O.J. Simpson takes a divot and strikes oil

5.6%

Man, you guys really don't like Paris Hilton: aparently she's more than five times more aggravating just by being alive than a widely-believed-to-be double-knife-killer suddenly going all Beverly Hillbillies.

Fair enough.

OK, next question: how would Scottie McClellan and the right-wing noise machine spin things if some White House bigshot had been caught on camera holding up a liquor store with a machine gun?

New poll at upper left.