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The U.S. Air Force guide to spotting a terrorist

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Thursday, 01 December 2005

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While reading this post over at the General's place, about heroic Americans reporting people dressed as ninjas to the British police, I learned today of the Air Force's Eagle Eyes website, which actually includes a guide to spotting and reporting terrorists.

Among the things you are instructed by the Air Force to watch out for (I kid you not):

"Someone... using binoculars or other vision-enhancing devices."

"... people moving around from place to place without any apparent purpose..."

"... people who seem out of place... as if waiting for something to happen."

"... people in military uniforms (who don't look right)..."

"People who don’t seem to belong in the workplace, neighborhood, business establishment, or anywhere else."

If you see anyone engaging in these activities, report them immediately to the nearest... um... authority... erm... oh, never mind that.

Still, alert your friends to the, um, whatever! Email them this post!

Remember: vigilance is the eternal price of, uh, something!

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