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I look disturbingly like Dick Cheney today

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Tuesday, 06 December 2005

Just came back from the dentist, who numbed things this morning from from roughly the bridge of my nose down to Earth's mantle.

As a result, the entire right side of my face is fairly inactive. And when I smiled in the mirror just now, to see how this morning's excavations turned out, a surprising face looked right back at me:

Dick Cheney.

GAAAAAAHHHHHH! I said, running from the room, screaming, frightened that I was about to be tortured, or worse, forced to keep looking at Dick Cheney.

Blogging will be light today. I need to get back to the book. Also, I am going to be busy slapping the right side of my face over and over until the nerve endings wake up.

Given who that side of my face just resembled, I suspect this will be oddly satisfying.