Are you the Bob Harris who (choose at least one)…?
(i) wrote Fatherland
(n) etc., etc., etc.
Sadly, I have neither Colombian brides nor buttery spreads.
Despite what one may read in news stories written by people too dim to guess that "Bob Harris" is a common name and too lazy to work the Google, the correct answer is (z), none of the above.
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