Three thoughts on having one’s junk touched

Thought One: How long until we learn that sex addicts are signing up to work for the TSA, since frankly if you’re into latex and frequent junk-touching, it’s now the greatest job ever?

Thought Two: Since new research indicates the RapiScan see-you-naked porno scanners they’re now using are about as likely to kill you as being hijacked by a terrorist, does that not mean there is no conceivable public safety rationale for using them?  Other than fun for the new recruits, obviously.

Thought Three: It seems clear that this discussion is the moment when the word “junk” solidified its rightful place in the national dialogue. Historians take note.

Three thoughts on having one’s junk touched

Thought One: How long until we learn that sex addicts are signing up to work for the TSA, since frankly if you’re into latex and frequent junk-touching, it’s now the greatest job ever?

Thought Two: Since new research indicates the RapiScan see-you-naked porno scanners they’re now using are about as likely to kill you as being hijacked by a terrorist, does that not mean there is no conceivable public safety rationale for using them?  Other than fun for the new recruits, obviously.

Thought Three: It seems clear that this discussion is the moment when the word “junk” solidified its rightful place in the national dialogue. Historians take note.

Three thoughts on having one’s junk touched

Thought One: How long until we learn that sex addicts are signing up to work for the TSA, since frankly if you’re into latex and frequent junk-touching, it’s now the greatest job ever?

Thought Two: Since new research indicates the RapiScan see-you-naked porno scanners they’re now using are about as likely to kill you as being hijacked by a terrorist, does that not mean there is no conceivable public safety rationale for using them?  Other than fun for the new recruits, obviously.

Thought Three: It seems clear that this discussion is the moment when the word “junk” solidified its rightful place in the national dialogue. Historians take note.