What’s the worst thing about the new JFK assassination simulation game? Every time you win, you get shot to death by Jack Ruby 368   40.8%   No multi-player mode, unlike the real version 351   39%   High scorer lists are immediately classified for some reason 96   10.7%   Cursor keeps going back and to the left when it shouldn’t 86   9.5%

Incidentally, check out this Slate article which includes some of the game’s, um, innovations:

While the game’s ostensible purpose is simply to re-kill Kennedy as accurately as possible, you can perform any number of alternative scenarios. Shoot the driver first, and the motorcade comes to a halt, allowing you to pick off anyone you want. Or sometimes the driver dies with his foot on the accelerator, driving the car off the road and into a lamppost. You can, if you wish, kill Jackie instead.

Yikes.  And one other thing: the game’s supposed to prove that Oswald acted alone… but the guy writing the story played for hours, taking considerable time before "finally" hitting JFK’s head.  Doesn’t exactly make a strong case.

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