| If not weaponizing our satellites, what’s the Pentagon’s new multi-billion-dollar "mystery project?" | ||||
| Noise-cancelling "Question Defense Shield" for Donald Rumsfeld | ||||
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| Hauling all those Diebold machines from Florida and Ohio into Baghdad | ||||
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| Sneaking our guys the f*** out of Iraq, one by one, before Bush catches wise | ||||
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| Setting O’Reilly up with a nuclear-hardened falafel | ||||
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Only $3 billion more expensive than putting your fingers in your ears…
Who should play Rumsfeld when the movie of all this finally gets made? New poll at upper left…