How will Bush help America prepare for a possible deadly outbreak of Avian Flu?
Letting everyone get sick, trusting the free market to cure us all
423   39.6%
Using the morgue as a photo op after his vacation is over
319   29.8%
Filling the CDC with political hacks and fixers
215   20.1%
Transfering medical research money into the Iraq war
112   10.5%

OK, but what if Bush — who was DUI at age 30 and caught on video drinking at a wedding six years after he claims he stopped cold turkey — is actually drinking again?  (Not that the Enquirer is any less riddled with inaccuracies than CNN or Fox News, or vice versa.)

If Bush is drinking, what’s the possible upside?

New poll at upper left.