Unscientific silly fun thing Mike Gerber pointed out.  I came up thus:

My "opposite" is supposedly the Idiot Savant.

Which logically categorizes me as Bright Guy Who Can’t Actually Do Anything.

Sounds about right.

Also, by the same creator: The Would You Have Been A Nazi Test.  I came out as "The Expatriate": someone who would have fled years before the takeover.

Gosh, I wondered why I follow cricket and rugby and talk about Australia all the time…