I’d settle for a “Not Starting A War With Iran For Dummies” at this point

Laura Bush announced yesterday that the White House has a new pastry chef named Bill Yosses.

Read closely, and you’ll notice Laura’s official release mentions pretty much every credit the guy has… except this one:

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Nice to see that at least one person in the White House knows where they’re coming from.

Maybe Laura can talk her husband into hiring the authors of, I dunno, Iraq For Dummies, The Constitution For Dummies, International Law For Dummies, or Paying The Slightest Attention To The Will Of The American People For Dummies.

Hat tip: On Deadline.