Next thing, people will be criticizing cross-burnings

A Texas businessman responds to the building of an Islamic mosque near his property in a Houston suburb.

By holding pig races.  On Fridays, the Muslim holy day.

And then he says this to the press:

A lot of people are making this into a racist situation, a redneck guy
from Texas saying ‘We’re going to put on pig races.’

Shocking.  How could anyone possibly get such an idea?

King Leopold’s Ghost

Adam Hochschild wrote an amazing book called King Leopold’s Ghost a few years ago.  I interviewed the guy on my old radio show and was mightily impressed, both with him and his book.  It’s about the murderous Belgian colonization of the Congo, but it’s also an object lesson in the rationalizations of empire — about how hifalutin words like generosity to the natives so often turn out to be simply a fig leaf for self-interest, brutality, and plunder.

Bizarrely, George W. Bush recently claimed to have just finished it.  In which case, his reading-comprehension level must be near zero.

Adam just took the guy apart in the L.A. Times today.

How the United Nations just screwed up Trebekistan

Well, damn.

I just realized that the swearing-in of a new Secretary-General, Ban Ki-moon, means that Prisoner of Trebekistan’s goofy example of how to remember all of the Secretaries-General, in order (see pp. 96-98), is now obsolete.

Allow me to insert this addendum to the fifth full paragraph on page 97:

In celebration, the victorious dwarf then drops his pants and allows his girlfriend to play bongos on his naked butt.  Thus, Bongo Moon.

You may have to read the book to understand how that fits.

And no disrespect meant whatsoever to the former South Korean Minister of Foreign Affairs and Trade who speaks three languages and holds a Masters Degree from Harvard.