Aside from purging honest analysts, how will Porter Goss improve the CIA? Replace computers with Commodore 64s, so even the president can use them 357   46.9%   Black tape on all windows, to improve visibility 167   21.9%   Mandate all math to be done in base seven, to enhance clarity 150   19.7%   Seal out fresh air, for better health and creativity 87   11.4%   Number of Voters  :  761 First Vote  :  Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:13 Last Vote  :  Wednesday, 17 November 2004 23:14

But why is Bush kissing his cabinet members?  New poll at left.

Best friend Jane thinks it’s because he loves the smell of lipbalm in the morning.

Smells like… victory.

And if anybody’s victory ever smelled…

I don’t see what the big damn deal is.  I got a whole jar of Miracle Whip in the fridge right now.

Says it right on the side.

Eats pretty good, too.