Holy crap, there were three that I missed:

This is like one of those Highlights For Children spot-the-baseball-bat-in-the-tree things.  Frank, the original emailer, only saw 6.  I thought I was hot stuff for finding seven.  But reader Derek writes in to point out that there have actually been TEN uses of the word "Holiday" or "Holidays" on the page all along.

So, the score is now updated: Holidays 10, Christmas 0.

I wonder how many others are in there your eagle eyes might find.  Maybe there are a skillion little subliminal message "Holidays" all over the thing, the way people used to claim that the word "sex" was written in teeny print all over Ritz crackers.

Paging Vance Packard.  Paging Wilson Bryan Key.  Mr Packard, Mr Key, are you in the building?

Sheeesh.

UPDATE: It’s at least eleven.

There’s another one in there.  I wasn’t even looking.  It just kind of jumped out from the screen while I was doing other things.  I’m not even marking it.  I’ll let you have fun looking.

So the score is now 11-0.  This must be Canadian football.  I used to root for the Hamilton Tiger-Cats when I was a kid, watching the Global Network broadcasts on fuzzy UHF TV from Ohio.  And the Holiday team just kicked a ball through the end zone (but not through the goalposts) for a single.  (We called this a "rouge" when I was a kid, although nobody does that anymore.)

Christmas ball on their own 35.

PS: Since several of you have asked, the eleventh "holiday" is in the phrase "Be A Holiday Beauty" in black boldface headlining the top entry in the second column.

There are also at least three animal names hidden in the page, while you’re at it.  (Seriously, as accidents in other words.)  And probably at least one or two subliminal commands to vote Republican, send money to Pat Robertson, and give your children to Reverend Moon.  But those I haven’t actually found.  Yet.