Dick Cheney, vampire

Or at least, that’s what you guys say:


How the hell does Dick Cheney sleep?
In a coffin, wearing a cape

1415
  49.3%
 
Halliburton spends $3 billion firing sheep over a nearby fence

678
  23.6%
 
His midbrain and hindbrain take turns, just like sharks

522
  18.2%
 
Lulled by a brightly-colored mobile constructed of innocent Iraqi civilians

253
  8.8%
 

Today comes word of a new videotape from Osama Bin Laden.  But some analysts think it may actually be an old one, recycled.  Why?  New poll at left.