That’s what he claims, anyway, while shilling “age-defying” health drinks which apparently give you superpowers.

“Age-defying?”  What about “gravity-defying?”  Not to mention “common-sense-defying.”

But maybe I’m wrong.  Maybe Pat Robertson really can leg press 2000 pounds. 

I’d really, really like to see Pat Robertson strapped to a table somewhere, with 2000 pounds being slowly lowered down on top of him.  This would be Pat’s big chance to show us just how fantastic his drink-powered leg presses really are.

In fact, I would like to see this on Pay-Per-View.

Then we could all see just what an honest man Pat Robertson really is.

Nice catch from my buddy Mike Irwin.