 Which Republican is least likely to get one of the new full-face transplants? |
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| Karl Rove, because he’s already using several | ||||
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| Ken Mehlman, because he’ll never look straight in the mirror anyway | ||||
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| John Bolton, because no other human face turns that shade of red | ||||
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| Mike Brown, because his current face is already doing a heckuva job | ||||
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But why is NASA rushing the shuttle Discovery to launch despite its own experts’ warnings about a "relatively high" risk of catastrophe?
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