So the state Supreme Court has come to its decision, to wit:
Gay marriage is like a 1920s spitball — illegal unless you did it before the rules changed.
Idiotic we even have to have this discussion.
As the joke goes, gay people should have every right to feel as miserable, trapped, and full of recrimination and grief as straight people.
Btw, one of the most successful spitball pitchers of the 1920s was named Urban Shocker.
Make up your own punchlines.