The people have spoken:

Besides a pie in the face, what should Ann Coulter be hit with?
A single horrific moment of honest self-realization
647   49.4%
The 19th-century women’s rights her cohorts would enforce
521   39.7%
Acid reflux, then silence
75   5.7%
A flag… wrapped tightly
68   5.2%

Thursday poll to the left.  Of course, I suppose all these polls are to the left…