What’s the next Bush position on Social Security?
There simply aren’t enough young people dying in unnecessary wars to keep the system in balance — no matter how hard we try
497   74.2%
The AARP has WMDs
131   19.6%
We can’t keep it because it slept with Judith Regan
31   4.6%
It blew up on the launching pad during another Missile Defense test
11   1.6%

Highest percentage winner yet in one of these polls.  Incidentally, thanks to the folks at Funny Times, who have started running these in their monthly print issues.  Neat.