This goes so nicely with a Healthy Forests Initiative that leads to cutting down more trees and a pending Consumer Protection bill which screws every consumer in America:

What do you do with a State Department official who actually says things like "There’s no such thing as the United Nations?"

Why, you make him ambassador to the United Nations, of course.

I’m starting to think the Bush administration isn’t a government, but a highly-sophisticated form of Dada performance art.

If Bush suddenly appoints Leonide Massine as our new Secretary of Dance and Donald Rumsfeld shows up with both of his eyes on the same side of his head…

Well, don’t say I didn’t warn you.