Base-ten math is an agent of Satan!


How will the Machine try to spin Bush’s approval number falling to 36 percent?
Base-ten math is only a scientific theory, and contrary to the Bible

1551
  59.8%
 
Only a truly courageous leader takes five weeks of vacation during a war

524
  20.2%
 
He’s still 12 points ahead of where Nixon was when he resigned

392
  15.1%
 
The "W" stands for… "Who?"

125
  4.8%
 

Speaking of loose grips, how is it remotely f***ing possible that Laura Bush actually didn’t know the name of Hurricane Katrina yesterday?  How?  How, I ask?  How?  How?!  How!?!?  Haaaaooooouuuuwww?!?!?!