Accidental Actual Job-Doing: The Surest Sign That The Monkey King Is Off His Game


At what point will we know the White House’s troubles are irreversible?
Any necessary government function shows evidence of long-term planning for the general welfare

163
  27.8%
 
CNN develops special frog-march theme music

160
  27.3%
 
Cheney and Rove hit the escape pods and launch into deep space

158
  27%
 
Bush starts clearing brush in the Situation Room

105
  17.9%
 

This just in: Senator Judd Gregg (R-NH), already a multi-millionaire, just won $853,492 in a Powerball drawing.

Life is SO not fair.

What jumps out at me is that the guy claims that he plays "sporadically," and yet he admits the night he won he played four sheets of tickets.

And then there’s this:

Will he keep any for himself?

"Oh yes," he said. "The majority I will use personally."

Which is his right, of course.  But, um, let me search for the word: URRRRGH.

What sort of other frustratingly unfair events can we expect?

New poll at left.