Doctors may attempt to surgically remove Joe Lieberman’s lips from George W. Bush’s whatever


Now that conjoined twins have been split, what impossibly-bound objects are next?
Joe Lieberman’s lips from George W. Bush’s… um… policies

169
  72.5%
 
The Bush family and Rev. Sun Myung Moon

34
  14.6%
 
Patrick Fitzgerald from Dick Cheney’s future

18
  7.7%
 
The Dow Jones Industrial Average from its level when Bush took office

12
  5.2%
 

(For those who are curious about the Rev. Moon reference, just click on the link for more.)

Now that full-face transplants are becoming possible, I’m wondering about who’s a good candidate