Los Angeles Times declares its own complete lack of irony

Totally genius front page of the L.A. Times today.  Click over and look.  It’s fantastic.

Above the fold, half of the page is devoted to a color photo of the Gropenator as he strides through Times Square like a commander in a posed photo op.

Below the fold, a teeny picture of his opponent, face partly obscured, his head down on his hand with a look of amused resignation on his face.

The story, believe it or not: an allegedly objective look at — wait for it, this is fabulous — how the media is getting used by Schwarzenegger, and how his opponent just can’t get a fair break.

Accompanied by a photo of Arnold that is more than eleven times larger by area.  And Angelides isn’t mentioned by name — in fact, there’s no mention that Arnold even has any political opposition whatsoever — until the fourth paragraph.

The story continues on page A17.  With only one picture — of Arnold, of course — and the new headline:

Arnold Staying Front and Center

Well bloody hell yes he is.

I am starting to think that irony got killed by a drunken mob in a bar fight sometime around 2002.  Would explain a lot.

UPDATE: And Arnold is crossing diagonally, a form of jaywalking which is a $50 fine for us ordinary civilians. Of course, Der Ubermensch is above such mundane considerations.