Holy crap, this is actually true.

The Romney family finally had to pull over when the poor thing couldn’t take it anymore and started peeing, thus obscuring the view out the back window.

The original Boston Globe story actually lauds him over the tale — for pulling over (such leadership!) — once the urine started to pour down the windows, a response they term "emotion-free crisis management."

Yes, but which emotionless imbecile created the crisis to begin with, displayed no remorse in the aftermath, and is still enough of a lunatic that his own campaign considers it something to boast about to the press?

We already have one of these guys in the White House, thanks.

The pageant of Dada continues!

I guess this is what his campaign means by "True Strength for America’s Future" — the strength to clean your own dog’s urine off of your own car.