Ahoy!
Today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, which reminds me: as a bonus, Who Hates Whom also includes listin’s o’ t’ most buccanneered waters on this green earth.
Careful eye wit’ yer booty off t’ coasts o’ Somalia, Bangladesh, or t’ southern Philippines, mateys — an’ dasn’t paddle through t’ Strait o’ Malaka without yer heavy arms, lest ya be lookin’ t’ be keelhauled, swashbuckled, and stripped o’ ye treasure by t’ scurvy dogs.
Ahhhr, says I.