Florida.

    In August.

    GENIUS! 

   From alert reader Steve Scott, this fine little fellow from the Singapore Zoo:

   This is a Mouse Deer (also known as a Chevrotain, which I believe is also a kind of small car), a teeny little guy that usually weighs about four pounds and is only as long as your arm south of the elbow.

   I saw a few of these myself in Kuala Lumpur. In a zoo, I mean. Not just running around loose through the city in vast, curious herds, cornering through traffic with their tiny little trotters, scratching against things with their snaggleteeth, sticking their snouts into any fine-smelling item, and running like hell from people’s chihuahuas. Although that would be fun to see.

   I believe this particular fellow is a Lesser Mouse Deer. But don’t say anything. He probably has enough self-esteem problems as it is.

   Incidentally, the Mouse Deer is actually neither deer nor mouse.

   If this seems confusing, consider the woodpecker.

   (And if that amuses you, it’s actually one of about 800 little jokes buried in the new book, which you might like. Have I mentioned there’s a new book? Because there’s a new book.)

   UPDATE: in my culture, calling someone a “Steve” is a very high compliment indeed. But the guy’s actual name is “Scott.” And my actual name is Sloppy McRushdork.

   Ahem.

   The pudus giggle.

    I would applaud, but I really feel I shouldn’t have to.  Maybe that makes me a leftist.  You may need to read the whole post to understand.

    Especially if you don’t get what all the fuss is about re Haditha, Ishaqi, or (as Bush would have it) Abu Guh-REB.

    Oh

From the radical leftists at Forbes magazine, confirming a similar study by those left-wing pinkos at the Rand Corporation:

Canadians are healthier than Americans, have better access to health care and have fewer unmet health needs, a new study of both countries reveals.

The findings come in spite of the fact that the United States spends almost twice as much per capita on health care as Canada, the researchers noted. 

There’s more, but if you’re an American with a brain and a heart and a memory, you might have trouble reading the rest, what with all the weeping you’ll be doing. 

    Unbelievable.

    From Molly Ivins, via AmericaBlog, which is excellent, btw:

    Remember the ancient past of two weeks ago, and the completely false tale that Jews in Iran are forced to wear badges?

    It was the latest attempt to provoke a war by calling every desired enemy “the new Hitler”