What would you pay for this lovely home?

Asking price: $1.2 million.

They both claim they didn’t do it.

And Halliburton doesn’t even seem to be involved.

As Colin notes, our neighbors to the north aren’t exactly perfect, either.

My life will not be complete without seeing the Standing News, bringing me the latest updates on Tomato Flu.

This also just in: the majority of British teenagers are "now effectively feral" and "roam Britain’s urban landscapes in packs."

Every bit as accurate as Shepard Smith — and they know that they’re kidding.

What do you say when your company has just lost $14.2 million in three months?

If only we had a single person in the White House or the Congressional leadership capable of uttering two similar words…