Global warming itself may provide us with all the fuel we need:
"We need something like whales, but infinitely more abundant," said "NPC rep" "Shepard Wolff" (actually Andy Bichlbaum of the Yes Men), before describing the technology used to render human flesh into a new Exxon oil product called Vivoleum. 3-D animations of the process brought it to life.
The idea of using the hundreds of thousands of human victims of climate change as an innovate fuel source was presented with a straight face at a petroleum industry conference. And they weren’t thrown out of the room… well, not immediately, anyway.