Found this in my inbox from maybe a month ago.  (I am massively, irrevocably behind in my email.) 

Not sure where or when it was taken, but the pudu is certainly doing a better job of paying attention and getting back to people than I ever do.

Because, well, you heard what Rush said about Michael J. Fox, so obviously:

Franklin Delano Roosevelt (he had Lucy Mercer!).  Max Cleland.  Michael Moore (the fat’s just to make him seem lovable!).  Steve Biko (the police said those head wounds were the result of a hunger strike!).  Helen Keller.

How dare these people get involved in politics.

In the Reporters Without Borders annual Worldwide Press Freedom Index.

Actually, to be more precise, the US is tied for fifty-third place.  With Tonga, Croatia, and Botswana.  But we kicked Madagascar’s sorry ass! 

Cue Lee Greenwood: "Well, I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m tied for fifty-third-most free…"

Bush said on Sunday his policy had "never been stay the course."

Except, apparently, thirty times over the last three years.

Some people are pretty good with "the Google."

UPDATE: Just watch. Via TMW and a half-dozen other places.

If this was your entry page, this is not the BobHarris.com or Trebekistan.com main page.

While you’re here, click around.  Enjoy the goofy videos, see a pudu, and discover Prisoner of Trebekistan, my new humor book about playing Jeopardy! 13 times in the last ten years, losing over and over and over again.  (True story.)

It’s pretty good (check out the reviews on your left!) and you can even get some holiday shopping done.  Sixteen million Americans watch the show every night.  I bet more than one of them is on your gift list.

The wombat speaks wisely.

Pass it on.