In a narrowly-contested ballot, this site’s readers have determined that after next Tuesday, Bush will simply continue to follow orders received through the bulge in his back:

What will Bush do between losing the election and leaving office? Whatever the lump on his back tells him to 588   51.2%   "Win" the election, same as last time 468   40.7%   Explain he meant "no draft… beer" 53   4.6%   One last shot at getting Mother Nature alone in a room with Schwarzenegger 40   3.5%   Number of Voters  :  1149 First Vote  :  Sunday, 24 October 2004 23:29 Last Vote  :  Monday, 25 October 2004 23:45

Great turnout.  New poll to the left.  Enjoy.

Via Atrios comes word that Tapped has gotten an expert to give a more vivid thumbnail than mine of what the most recently-revealed Bush fuck-up has transferred from the control of international inspectors to people interested in killing Americans:

Ballpark 2500-8600 destroyed federal buildings’ worth.

Via Atrios comes word that Tapped has gotten an expert to give a more vivid thumbnail than mine of what the most recently-revealed Bush fuck-up has transferred from the control of international inspectors to people interested in killing Americans:

Ballpark 2500-8600 destroyed federal buildings’ worth.

Several emailers pass along word that the Game Show Network’s Jeopardy! reruns have once again come around to my original 1997 appearances.  The shows are airing at 10:30 am ET/7:30 am PT, if you’re curious.  This is complete trivia compared to what’s going on around us, but still, some of you might be interested.

PS — Actually, I meant no pun on "trivia," since puns are the work of Satan, but perhaps my subconscious was possessed.  And I hear now that some sort of teen tournament aired this morning.  So no, in 1997 I was not a precocious teenage girl named Kristen.  I’m pretty sure I’d remember that.