At the rate they’re both disappearing, you kinda wonder.

Bruce Schneier has a fine rundown on several domestic U.S. terrorist threats which seem to have been no such thing.

I just noticed the music playing in the background of the current American Express TV ads.

“Gimme Some Money” by Spinal Tap (aka the Thamesmen). With no sense of irony whatsoever.

Excuse me now while I go choke on someone else’s vomit.

Who would have imagined that the folks behind a museum claiming to "educate" people about creationism could possibly not have done their homework?

Say, Adam, what a large and protruding figleaf you have.

"Unfathomable damage, deaths, and destruction," as the US attorney trumpeted all over TV?

Um… according to experts, no.  "Fantasy" and "nonsense" are actually the operative words.

But since when have facts ever gotten in the way of useful hysteria?