Fortunately, the bones should heal in a matter of weeks.
Red faces and replacement heads
The people have spoken:
 What's the best thing about John Bolton going to the UN? |
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| At last, the red-faced insanity of Team Chimpy has an appropriate face | ||||
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| Someone a little more experienced at perjury will be lying on our behalf | ||||
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| America was badly trailing in the Nutjobs With Funky Mustaches Race | ||||
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| We can finally work on the outsourcing of abused-subordinate jobs | ||||
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| When John Bolton's head finally does suddenly explode from stress, what will fly all over the room? |
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| A replacement head even angrier than the first, which explodes. And then another, and another… | ||||
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| A small, hissing parasite from the evil Planet Of Doom | ||||
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| Shredded documents | ||||
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| Party favors | ||||
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Unfortunately, the second poll picked the wrong right-winger to go FLAM! on national TV. At least so far.
New poll at left.
Red faces and replacement heads
The people have spoken:
| What's the best thing about John Bolton going to the UN? |
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| At last, the red-faced insanity of Team Chimpy has an appropriate face | ||||
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| Someone a little more experienced at perjury will be lying on our behalf | ||||
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| America was badly trailing in the Nutjobs With Funky Mustaches Race | ||||
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| We can finally work on the outsourcing of abused-subordinate jobs | ||||
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| When John Bolton's head finally does suddenly explode from stress, what will fly all over the room? |
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| A replacement head even angrier than the first, which explodes. And then another, and another… | ||||
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| A small, hissing parasite from the evil Planet Of Doom | ||||
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| Shredded documents | ||||
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| Party favors | ||||
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Unfortunately, the second poll picked the wrong right-winger to go FLAM! on national TV. At least so far.
New poll at left.
Yes, But How Did We Leave Out Slander?
 If the White House’s new spin is right, and it’s not a Global War On Terror, then what is it? |
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| The Domestic Carte Blanche To Lie, Steal, and Commit Treason | ||||
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| The Global Offensive To Piss Off The Globe | ||||
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| The Regional Campaign To Create Even More Terrorists | ||||
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| The Iraq Attack On Anything That Friggin’ Moves | ||||
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So. John Bolton.
Perfect. Absolutely perfect.
Have you ever seen the guy talk? I’m not exaggerating — he really looks like his head could explode at any minute.
Two new polls at upper left.
Operating assumptions
Still trying to catch up on the inbox. Losing, but trying.
Heard back from Ashok in Bangalore just now. I'd asked if the storms that brought killer rains and floods in Mumbai had also had any major unexpected effects in his part of India. His response:
"… nothing here in Bangalore, just the usual monsoon rains…"
Man. Now there's a book title for one of these days…