Assuming they can’t find any TRS-80s…

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Aside from purging honest analysts, how will Porter Goss improve the CIA?
Replace computers with Commodore 64s, so even the president can use them
357   46.9%
 
Black tape on all windows, to improve visibility
167   21.9%
 
Mandate all math to be done in base seven, to enhance clarity
150   19.7%
 
Seal out fresh air, for better health and creativity
87   11.4%
 

Number of Voters  :  761
First Vote  :  Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:13
Last Vote  :  Wednesday, 17 November 2004 23:14

But why is Bush kissing his cabinet members?  New poll at left.

Best friend Jane thinks it’s because he loves the smell of lipbalm in the morning.

Smells like… victory.

And if anybody’s victory ever smelled…