Reprising an earlier post, here’s what I was referring to:

Dick Cheney isn’t real, people.  He’s actually Bob Rumson, the evil, manipulative candidate played by Richard Dreyfuss in Rob Reiner’s and Aaron Sorkin’s 1995 film The American President, somehow enchanted and brought to life.

Seriously, now.  Richard Dreyfuss made so many little choices that look so much like Cheney, I’m more than half-convinced he was slyly playing Cheney, who was already notoriously evil, if not quite so well-known.  If not, in retrospect his instincts were… scary.

Yes, that’s the word.

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Strange, yes.  But if there’s anything Bush proves, it’s that there’s a fine line between vast incompetence and brilliant surrealism.

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My best friend in the whole wide world (not to mention a hell of a writer) wants to point everybody over to Military.com, a website which ain’t exactly a bastion of liberal anti-war activists.

And yet these are some of the top headlines over there:

Marines Show Frustration In Iraq, which begins with this:

Reservists Doubt Their Combat Readiness:

Check out the lead sentence of Troops Experience Difficulties In Voting:

And further down, in the featured articles, we even learn that all the high-tech advantages field commanders supposedly had during Shock’n’Awe

My best friend in the whole wide world (not to mention a hell of a writer) wants to point everybody over to Military.com, a website which ain’t exactly a bastion of liberal anti-war activists.

And yet these are some of the top headlines over there:

Marines Show Frustration In Iraq, which begins with this:

Reservists Doubt Their Combat Readiness:

Check out the lead sentence of Troops Experience Difficulties In Voting:

And further down, in the featured articles, we even learn that all the high-tech advantages field commanders supposedly had during Shock’n’Awe

My best friend in the whole wide world (not to mention a hell of a writer) wants to point everybody over to Military.com, a website which ain’t exactly a bastion of liberal anti-war activists.

And yet these are some of the top headlines over there:

Marines Show Frustration In Iraq, which begins with this:

Reservists Doubt Their Combat Readiness:

Check out the lead sentence of Troops Experience Difficulties In Voting:

And further down, in the featured articles, we even learn that all the high-tech advantages field commanders supposedly had during Shock’n’Awe

Bob Rumson, er, Dick Cheney is at it again.

Only we, who ignored a daily briefing called Osama Bin Laden Determined To Strike In US, can protect you from the terrorists.

Only we, who have been so focused on Iraq — which had no WMD — and thus allowed North Korea and Iran to join the nuclear club, can protect you from the nuclear threat.

Only we, who were completely unable to anticipate that Iraq would spiral horribly out of control, have the vision to rule this country safely.

And there are actually people — about 100 million of them, apparently — who can believe this bullshit.

I say this again: AAAAAAGGGGGGHHH.