In a stunning upset, “Hard Work” has won. Analysts believe that the Maximum Hostility vote was split between the Drunk-Driving and Beer-Buying factions.
Assuming Bush wasn’t serving a cocaine sentence at Project PULL, what was he doing?
“Hard work”
302
35.2%
A drunk-driving sentence
273
31.8%
Helping underage youth by being old enough to buy beer
252
29.3%
Fulfilling his Vietnam commitment by protecting America from Houston teenagers