“Hard Work” Wins In Split Vote

In a stunning upset, “Hard Work” has won.  Analysts believe that the Maximum Hostility vote was split between the Drunk-Driving and Beer-Buying factions.

Assuming Bush wasn’t serving a cocaine sentence at Project PULL, what was he doing?
“Hard work”
302 35.2%
A drunk-driving sentence
273 31.8%
Helping underage youth by being old enough to buy beer
252 29.3%
Fulfilling his Vietnam commitment by protecting America from Houston teenagers
32 3.7%
Number of Voters :  859
First Vote :  Sunday, 24 October 2004 00:03
Last Vote :  Sunday, 24 October 2004 23:16