What’s the best reason to have a fake reporter shilling at White House press conferences?
Fake crises, fake news — why not fake reporters?
845   72.9%
Totalitarianism is the sort of thing you want to taste first before you dig right in
187   16.1%
Only thing keeping Scottie McClellan from breaking down and recanting all
74   6.4%
All the kissing up from regular reporters kinda pales by comparison
53   4.6%

Ah, yes, but there’s a joyful new bit of lunacy on the wires — personal vehicles twice the size of Hummers.

And there’s a new poll at top left.