Which "normal" person in your life is most likely to turn out to be a psychotic serial killer? The clean-cut Attorney General who invents legal rationales for torture 739   84.7%   The sweet-faced Cub Scout who seems to go through a lot of pet frogs 68   7.8%   The charming pizza delivery kid with the soundproof van 35   4%   The well-groomed priest who brings wine into the confessional 31   3.6%

Today we learn that the FCC has decided that Saving Private Ryan is not, in fact, indecent.

Really?  I thought I remembered Tom Hanks and Matt Damon doing a DV scene with a hot German MILF.

No, wait.  I’m thinking of Alec Guiness and William Holden in Bridge On The River Kwai.