Examined in retrospect by Scott Bateman:
Yearly Archives: 2005
MSNBC: logically, 54 percent of Americans must be “anti-war extremists”
MSNBC spokesmodel Norah O’Donnell displays her understanding of America.
My god, we’ve been completely overrun!
My eyes! My eyes! AIEEE! My eyes!
Flipping through channels, I accidentally just stumbled across what DirecTV modestly calls their "News Mix" channel.
Agh! Someone stop the flashing lights!
Seven different video feeds — Fox News, CNN, Headline News, CNBC, MSNBC, etc. — all crammed into one screen. All begging for my attention at once! I can’t even tell what’s happening, but it’s all so all urgent — everything, everywhere, is happening now! — and I need to know! Now! Know now! I need now know! Need! NOW!
My eyes! Oh my God my eyes! It burns! It burns!
AIEEE!!!!!
Karl Rove beats Tourette’s-afflicted weasel for coveted CNN post
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How can CNN ever replace Bob Novak? |
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| Some zoo must have a weasel with Tourette’s Syndrome | ||||
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| Train a new parrot each day with fresh GOP talking points | ||||
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| Rick Santorum should be free after November 2006 | ||||
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OK, but now that Bush’s approval rating has fallen to 36 percent, how will Rove’s Machine, with or without weasels, spin things?
Besides just screaming "September 11th! September 11th!" over and over. I mean, that’s just a given.
New poll at left.
Kenya needs a welding shop
Also a posho mill and a sugar cane farm.
My friend Ethlie’s nephew Mathieu is a filmmaker who started out trying to document the HIV/AIDS pandemic in rural Africa. Motivated by what he has seen, however, he is now focusing more on trying to help set up basic education for an entire generation of children in a Kenyan village.
Where are these kids’ parents? Dead, too many of them, from HIV.
Thinking long-term, Mathieu and the local leaders have figured out a bunch of businesses
they could start which would quickly become self-sustaining, with the
revenue going to educate the kids long-term.
This isn’t something where the money goes to some corrupt African
bureaucracy, or half of it goes to administration costs, or the project
is some damn thing that just makes it easier for big business to move
in.
This goes straight to the folks who need it, to do exactly what they need to get started. And then they’re up and running. The metaphor he’s using: they’ve built the farm. Now they’re just hoping somebody can chip in some seeds to get started.
They don’t need much.
Doing the math, if everybody who visits this site between now and next week chips in just one dollar, once, they’ll have enough to get all three basic businesses off the ground.
I bet we can do that.
Personally, I’d love to see how much good happens if we all chip in five bucks.
