Bush Abrogates Third Amendment, Just to Complete the Set

July 4, 2007

    American citizens will now be compelled to
allow British soldiers to live in their homes, thanks to a new signing
statement from President Bush.

    By negating the Third
Amendment, the new order completes the abrogation of the entire United
States Bill of Rights.  High-level White House sources have indicated
that this was Bush’s sole purpose in issuing the statement.

   
While precisely which British soldiers are to live in which homes
remains unclear, the signing statement is clear and unambiguous,
according to a press release on the White House website.  The
statement, in Bush’s handwriting, contains the complete text of the
Third Amendment