… stays in Australia.
By popular demand (there were numerous emails this week), here’s a boy, an Aussie rules football, and an alpaca:

This image and a skillion similar ones have apparently been all over the Aussie news lately. Although apparently this is bad for the alpaca, which will grow to think it’s natural to kick human beings around.
Here, we’d elect him to some sort of political office.
For my own part, I’m off to Vegas for the convention all the cool kids are already at. I understand that what happens in Vegas… can usually be resolved by broad-spectrum antibiotics.
If I come home in a footy jersey, with a distant smile on my face, and covered in alpaca hair… we will not speak of this again.