What will Ann Coulter’s next book accuse liberals of being?
Plagiarists Long Past Self-Parody
277   45.2%
Chain-Smoking Harpies Incapable of Long-Term Relationships
194   31.6%
Illegal Voters Who Even Lie About Their Age
102   16.6%
Skinny Blondes
40   6.5%

Now that doctors have figured out how to separate those conjoined twins, what impossibly-bound objects will scientists take on separating next?  Take the new poll.