Sorry the pudu is a little late this week.

Of course, time shifts happen around pudus a lot.  Long-time readers are familiar with the strange phenomenon of the Nuzzling.  Simply by touching you with its nose, a pudu can trigger a mild temporal shift, allowing you to glimpse exactly three seconds into the future.

Usually all you see is more nuzzling.

The effect lasts for four full seconds.  So by the end of it, you’re usually pretty discombobulated.

Sometimes even pudus themselves can lose track and have to look over their shoulder to see if they’re still there.

Usually they find they’re just a little bit ahead of their own keisters.

As am I, most days.

As am I.