This is Trebekistan’s Amazon sales ranking as of yesterday:

Finally, I have surpassed the epic volume Cat Vs. Cat, and its important messages of peace.  Among cats.

Even more weirdly, apparently both Trebekistan and Cat Vs. Cat are also outselling the entire sum of World History: Human Experience.

That’s not good.  But if you’ve been following the news lately… I guess it would explain a lot.