Came across this while researching the first volumes of the new History Dudes series I’ve started working on for DK in Britain, for a book called Viking Dudes:
Wow. That must have been really awkward at parties.
Hi,
I’m Ulric the Fierce, and these are my friends Harald the Strong,
Gunther the Powerful, and Olaf the Testosterone-Laden. Listen, Gunther
has a thing for Inga the Large-Chested over there, but she brought four
classmates from the village of Hornidottir. So we need one more
wingman. Are you in? And what’s your name?
. . . um. . . it’s Ivar. Just. . . call me Ivar.