Actually, what Jon and Mike have is a new humor collection, out just in time to not be in time for Christmas.

These guys don’t just make me laugh; sometimes I just sort of lean back in my chair and applaud.  Stuff in this book appeared everywhere from the New Yorker to the Village Voice to SNL’s Weekend Update.  And lots of it never got published.  Thus the title, I presume, understandable to anyone who has to fight every damn day to get the funny out: Our Kampf.

The book absolutely, positively won’t arrive overnight.  But if it’s a holiday gift, Jon has promised to personally call your loved one personally and apologize for its late arrival.  (Seriously.)  That’s more than just good customer service.  It’s downright obsequious.  And that’s hard to find these days.

If you’d like a sample, I’d suggest this one, a Village Voice piece called "Why The _____s Hate The _____s: A Guide to All Ethnic and Religious Strife Through Human History."

And then Kampf it up, people.  Kampf it up.

(If you really need an actual physical object delivered into somebody’s hands, I’ve posted more gift ideas here.  But you’ve only got, like, today and tomorrow left.)