Over the weekend, my favorite soccer team, the Arses, come from behind against archrival Man U for a thrilling 2-1 victory, notching both goals in the last ten minutes.

But how Cleveland Indians is this?  Robin Van Persie scores the tying goal with a remarkable lunge… and promptly breaks his foot.  Oy.

Speaking of the Indians: they won’t utterly suck this year.  They’ll actually be pretty good.  I’d put the over/under at 88 wins, just missing the playoffs but having a fun year.

Assuming they don’t break their feet.