The Queens Zoo, actually.

What the article doesn’t mention is that this little guy actually is the reincarnation of the French emperor.  Only a little smaller.

Fortunately, New Jersey and Connecticut needn’t ready their own ungulates for battle.  Scaling down Napoleon’s ambitions to pudu size, his conquests probably won’t extent much further than, oh, Astoria.

Jackson Heights residents, however, should prepare for the Reign of Pudu.